“One thing that jumped out at me after seeing Part 1 online,” Eric wrote me Monday night, “is my comment about how I could clear a high jump bar from a standstill. I figured someone might comment on that because it sounds incredible, but I hope they don’t think I meant I had a five foot vertical leap. If I did, I would have had an NBA career. As long as I could jump high enough for my navel to reach the height of the bar, I was acrobatic enough to kick my legs up over my head and flip over the bar. Others had to get a running start, leap in the air with their bodies horizontal and hope their backs cleared the bar. I just wanted to clarify. The big point is that I was pretty small, acrobatic and flexible at that age, all of which helped me endure abnormal abuse, I think.”
Having made that correction, let’s continue where we left off.
BW. Readers have repeatedly expressed amazement that you didn’t end up in the ER or dead, both from the physical tortures that were done to you, and because of your disregard of personal hygiene (that shitty toothbrush again).
ET. They’re absolutely right, and we’ve said this before. Many of our activities were crazy, stupid, dumb, ignorant. But try to remember that we were adolescent boys who still lacked reasoning skills and thought ourselves indestructible. Look around you. It’s still happening every day. Haven’t you seen all the “jackass” videos and other dangerous stunts on YouTube? Do you think a 16-year-old boy leaping off the roof of a two story building holding a bed sheet as a parachute has good reasoning skills? Or that a kid riding his bicycle off the roof of his house into a swimming pool has thought out the consequences of failure? Well, we didn’t do those same stunts. Instead of riding my bicycle into the swimming pool, I let myself be tied down and tortured senseless plenty of times.